The Secret Lab

For Shivanauts, thinkers, adventurers and explorers on the Starship Shivanautica

Beta version is open NOW.

What’s the Secret Lab?

An undercover members-only area where all the good stuff happens, for anyone who wants to:

  • go deeper into Shiva Nata
  • interact with other Shivanauts
  • mess around with the higher levels
  • generate hot, buttered epiphanies and discover hidden patterns
  • have a more bad-ass practice (or a less bad-ass practice, but to get commiseration and have fun with that too).

What’s in the Secret Lab?

Exploring! Playing! Discovering! Also:

Weird-looking machines (metaphorical) and infinite possibility (not even slightly metaphorical).

Actually, all sorts of crazy stuff is happening in the Secret Lab. It’s that kind of place.

Who we are.

Shivanauts. Curious thinkers. Explorers. Adventurers. Researchers. Internal cartographers. Pattern makers. Pattern destroyers. Pattern spies.

We are intrepid investigators of internal and external space.

We draw maps. We ask smart questions. We make connections. We activate superpowers.

We radiate change. We dance the dance of wonder and chaos. We flail about disastrously and laugh about it when we can.

The goods. What’s behind the revolving bookcase.

Lifetime membership to the lab means…

Well, metaphorically speaking, it means access to the museum, the libraries, the archives, the spaceship logs, and observing (or joining!) fabulous missions into the starfield.

It means being part of this world of adventures on the Starship Shivanautica and being an explorer or hanging out with explorers. Glory! Huzzah!

Oh, you mean literally? Right. Of course! The list of what’s included.

Everything you need to know about all levels of Dance of Shiva.

  • The numbers, forumulae and sequencing for all the levels, plus a thorough description of the fabulous, mysterious and as-yet-never-done-by-a-human-being Level 8. Bwahahahahaha. Level 8!
  • A special ebook of Levels 4-8
  • Audio recordings of the higher levels

Fun and unlikely teaching and learning tools.

  • Video clips from my classes
  • Explanations from me about different aspects of the practice
  • Tips for teachers

Support and community.

We’ll have a private forum environment and shared calendar where you can:

  • Hang out with other Shivanauts
  • Find classes and teachers
  • Announce classes
  • Ask and answer questions
  • Be an explorer on the Starship Shivanautica
  • Arrange practice meet-ups with local people in your area

And updates for life.

Once you’re in, you’re in. Anything I decide to add later on is yours at no extra cost.

The Beta Version:

The Secret Lab was planned as being an ongoing experiment — a long-term work-in-progress.

I’ll keep adding to it as new things come up, and my hope is that we will all contribute to it in interesting and unexpected ways. A lifetime of study, practice and surprises.

Because it’s a beta version now, it’s going to take a while until we have, for example, the lower levels posted and the video stuff sorted out.

So if you join us, you’ll be coming in while there’s still some dust on the floor. We’ll have all the numbers and sequences (for the higher levels), fun stuff from the manual, audio recordings and a very active — and fun! — forum environment for hanging out. But we won’t be at full capacity for a few months.

You’ll get to help build the lab, and be one of the founding members. And later at cocktail parties we’ll tell hilarious stories about back in the early days, when we still had to drink tea out of cookie jars and store the flight plans in the bathroom. It will be awesome.

How to get in.

Eligibility!

Two important things to keep in mind.

1. You need to own Andrey’s DVD or have been to at least one class with me. Otherwise none of this will make sense.

2. There is a 15% discount for anyone who owns the Starter Kit.

If that’s you, DO NOT sign up for the Secret Lab here! We’ve already sent you super-seekrit announcement email with discount details.

What happens when you sign up.

You’ll get two emails from us.

  • First you should get a thank you email from a very nice robot. That will come right away. If it doesn’t, it’s in your spam filter.
  • Within the next day or two, you’ll receive the address of the website where the Secret Lab of Shivanauttery lives, and a login and password.

You’ll be able to log in and start using the Lab right away.

Entrance to the Secret Lab. Sign up here.

Lifetime membership to the Secret Lab costs $200.*

* If you buy the Starter Kit, you’ll get an email explaining how to get your Shivanautical discount. It’s a pretty good one: $200 $170.

** It’s quite likely prices will continue to go up over the year as we continue to add cool things to the Secret Lab.

*** Lifetime membership means you get to be here for as long as you’re around. Access to numbers, formulae and sequences for previously unavailable higher levels means Secret Lab lifetime membership is, for obvious reasons, not refundable.