Okay, so admittedly this site doesn’t get anywhere near as much love from me as my main home at The Fluent Self (and I apologize for that), so really I have no right to get annoyed by questions I don’t know how to answer.

Because I could just put up a FAQ or something. And yeah, I will.

Anyway, here’s the question that always baffles me:

“I want to learn Dance of Shiva — what do I do?”

So at least a couple times a month someone sends me an email that says, “What do I need to do to master the Dance of Shiva?”

Or sometimes they just report that they’re trying to master it. Or thinking about trying to master it. Every once in a while they actually apologize to me for not yet having gotten around to mastering it yet.

Okay. I really only have one response to that.